1001 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

1. Throw a pie at the manager.
2. tell every cashier that they suck at making change, then draw moustaches on them with perm marker, lolz
3. Run around nakies.
4. Rob them.
5. RAPE RAPE! do i have to say anything else? lolz
6. Take viagra while running nakies.
7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO
8. Bring a gun.
9. Play this video on a megatron television. (Misheard Numa Numa lyrics.
10. throw a dildo at everyone at the store
11. get Nakies and lie on the floor
12. blindfold the manager, tie him to the ceiling, and shoot him.
13. Don't take a bath in 50 years and go in the store.
14. get chuck norris as a hitman to go into every wal-mart nationwide and kill the cashiers and managers, while you taking the blame.
15. Kill the manager.
16. throw giant caterpillars into the store.
17. Convince the manager that you put a bomb under the store.
18. try to convince the manager that hes a ghost, and hes invincible; give him a gun, and watch him blow his brains out. LOLZ
19. Threaten to kill the wife of the manager.
20. ftw!. convince the manager he's gay, and that hes got a bomb shoved up his anus.
21. Consume his children.
22. Take a laptop and sit in the middle of the walkway playing qauarter x for a week. lol
23. Ask the cashier " How much for the cash register " - " A dollar? two dollars? I'll give 50 Cents max, take it or leave it pal ".
24. Shout around the whole store "TITS OR GTFO". =P

25. Run around screaming fire.

1. Throw a pie at the manager.
2. tell every cashier that they suck at making change, then draw moustaches on them with perm marker, lolz
3. Run around nakies.
4. Rob them.
5. RAPE RAPE! do i have to say anything else? lolz
6. Take viagra while running nakies.
7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO
8. Bring a gun.
9. Play this video on a megatron television. (Misheard Numa Numa lyrics.
10. throw a dildo at everyone at the store
11. get Nakies and lie on the floor
12. blindfold the manager, tie him to the ceiling, and shoot him.
13. Don't take a bath in 50 years and go in the store.
14. get chuck norris as a hitman to go into every wal-mart nationwide and kill the cashiers and managers, while you taking the blame.
15. Kill the manager.
16. throw giant caterpillars into the store.
17. Convince the manager that you put a bomb under the store.
18. try to convince the manager that hes a ghost, and hes invincible; give him a gun, and watch him blow his brains out. LOLZ
19. Threaten to kill the wife of the manager.
20. ftw!. convince the manager he's gay, and that hes got a bomb shoved up his anus.
21. Consume his children.
22. Take a laptop and sit in the middle of the walkway playing qauarter x for a week. lol
23. Ask the cashier " How much for the cash register " - " A dollar? two dollars? I'll give 50 Cents max, take it or leave it pal ".
24. Shout around the whole store "TITS OR GTFO". =P
25. Run around screaming fire.

26. Bring a notepad. (must be holding it in clear sight)

1. Throw a pie at the manager.
2. tell every cashier that they suck at making change, then draw moustaches on them with perm marker, lolz
3. Run around nakies.
4. Rob them.
5. RAPE RAPE! do i have to say anything else? lolz
6. Take viagra while running nakies.
7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO
8. Bring a gun.
9. Play this video on a megatron television. (Misheard Numa Numa lyrics.
10. throw a dildo at everyone at the store
11. get Nakies and lie on the floor
12. blindfold the manager, tie him to the ceiling, and shoot him.
13. Don't take a bath in 50 years and go in the store.
14. get chuck norris as a hitman to go into every wal-mart nationwide and kill the cashiers and managers, while you taking the blame.
15. Kill the manager.
16. throw giant caterpillars into the store.
17. Convince the manager that you put a bomb under the store.
18. try to convince the manager that hes a ghost, and hes invincible; give him a gun, and watch him blow his brains out. LOLZ
19. Threaten to kill the wife of the manager.
20. ftw!. convince the manager he's gay, and that hes got a bomb shoved up his anus.
21. Consume his children.
22. Take a laptop and sit in the middle of the walkway playing qauarter x for a week. lol
23. Ask the cashier " How much for the cash register " - " A dollar? two dollars? I'll give 50 Cents max, take it or leave it pal ".
24. Shout around the whole store "TITS OR GTFO". =P
25. Run around screaming fire.
26. Bring a notepad. (must be holding it in clear sight)


27. Have an afro when your white.

1. Throw a pie at the manager.
2. tell every cashier that they suck at making change, then draw moustaches on them with perm marker, lolz
3. Run around nakies.
4. Rob them.
5. RAPE RAPE! do i have to say anything else? lolz
6. Take viagra while running nakies.
7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO
8. Bring a gun.
9. Play this video on a megatron television. (Misheard Numa Numa lyrics.
10. throw a dildo at everyone at the store
11. get Nakies and lie on the floor
12. blindfold the manager, tie him to the ceiling, and shoot him.
13. Don't take a bath in 50 years and go in the store.
14. get chuck norris as a hitman to go into every wal-mart nationwide and kill the cashiers and managers, while you taking the blame.
15. Kill the manager.
16. throw giant caterpillars into the store.
17. Convince the manager that you put a bomb under the store.
18. try to convince the manager that hes a ghost, and hes invincible; give him a gun, and watch him blow his brains out. LOLZ
19. Threaten to kill the wife of the manager.
20. ftw!. convince the manager he's gay, and that hes got a bomb shoved up his anus.
21. Consume his children.
22. Take a laptop and sit in the middle of the walkway playing qauarter x for a week. lol
23. Ask the cashier " How much for the cash register " - " A dollar? two dollars? I'll give 50 Cents max, take it or leave it pal ".
24. Shout around the whole store "TITS OR GTFO". =P
25. Run around screaming fire.
26. Bring a notepad. (must be holding it in clear sight)
27. Have an afro when your white.

28. Hold up a cardboard saying "Give me money, my family has been kidnapped and I need money for karate lessons ".

29. Grab heaps of condom packets and put them in people's trolleys when they're not looking

LAWL

30. Use monopoly money.

Copy the #1 - previous number and then write your own number.

1. Throw a pie at the manager.
2. tell every cashier that they suck at making change, then draw moustaches on them with perm marker, lolz
3. Run around nakies.
4. Rob them.
5. RAPE RAPE! do i have to say anything else? lolz
6. Take viagra while running nakies.
7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO
8. Bring a gun.
9. Play this video on a megatron television. (Misheard Numa Numa lyrics.
10. throw a dildo at everyone at the store
11. get Nakies and lie on the floor
12. blindfold the manager, tie him to the ceiling, and shoot him.
13. Don't take a bath in 50 years and go in the store.
14. get chuck norris as a hitman to go into every wal-mart nationwide and kill the cashiers and managers, while you taking the blame.
15. Kill the manager.
16. throw giant caterpillars into the store.
17. Convince the manager that you put a bomb under the store.
18. try to convince the manager that hes a ghost, and hes invincible; give him a gun, and watch him blow his brains out. LOLZ
19. Threaten to kill the wife of the manager.
20. ftw!. convince the manager he's gay, and that hes got a bomb shoved up his anus.
21. Consume his children.
22. Take a laptop and sit in the middle of the walkway playing qauarter x for a week. lol
23. Ask the cashier " How much for the cash register " - " A dollar? two dollars? I'll give 50 Cents max, take it or leave it pal ".
24. Shout around the whole store "TITS OR GTFO". =P
25. Run around screaming fire.
26. Bring a notepad. (must be holding it in clear sight)
27. Have an afro when your white.

28. Hold up a cardboard saying "Give me money, my family has been kidnapped and I need money for karate lessons ".
29. Grab heaps of condom packets and put them in people's trolleys when they're not looking
30. Use monopoly money.
31. Wear a jacket on the hottest day, then take as much stuff as you can, and stuff it down your jacket (It has to be zipped up obviously) and then try and walk out of the store, with your jacket packed with items.

1. Throw a pie at the manager.
2. tell every cashier that they suck at making change, then draw moustaches on them with perm marker, lolz
3. Run around nakies.
4. Rob them.
5. RAPE RAPE! do i have to say anything else? lolz
6. Take viagra while running nakies.
7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO
8. Bring a gun.
9. Play this video on a megatron television. (Misheard Numa Numa lyrics.
10. throw a dildo at everyone at the store
11. get Nakies and lie on the floor
12. blindfold the manager, tie him to the ceiling, and shoot him.
13. Don't take a bath in 50 years and go in the store.
14. get chuck norris as a hitman to go into every wal-mart nationwide and kill the cashiers and managers, while you taking the blame.
15. Kill the manager.
16. throw giant caterpillars into the store.
17. Convince the manager that you put a bomb under the store.
18. try to convince the manager that hes a ghost, and hes invincible; give him a gun, and watch him blow his brains out. LOLZ
19. Threaten to kill the wife of the manager.
20. ftw!. convince the manager he's gay, and that hes got a bomb shoved up his anus.
21. Consume his children.
22. Take a laptop and sit in the middle of the walkway playing qauarter x for a week. lol
23. Ask the cashier " How much for the cash register " - " A dollar? two dollars? I'll give 50 Cents max, take it or leave it pal ".
24. Shout around the whole store "TITS OR GTFO". =P
25. Run around screaming fire.
26. Bring a notepad. (must be holding it in clear sight)
27. Have an afro when your white.

28. Hold up a cardboard saying "Give me money, my family has been kidnapped and I need money for karate lessons ".
29. Grab heaps of condom packets and put them in people's trolleys when they're not looking
30. Use monopoly money.
31. Wear a jacket on the hottest day, then take as much stuff as you can, and stuff it down your jacket (It has to be zipped up obviously) and then try and walk out of the store, with your jacket packed with items.


32. Throw up on everyone.

send a bomb in a parcel then say it was you

Have an afro when your white lol

heat wrote:

Have an afro when your white lol

That's just racist, white people can have an afro too you know -.-


34. Run around nakies with a dog

Moon wrote:

heat wrote:

Have an afro when your white lol

That's just racist, white people can have an afro too you know -.-


34. Run around nakies with a dog

lol if you check devotedss last post you c number.27. thats how i got it. and it was just funny

crap in a cashiers mouth then feed them refried twinkies lol

1. Throw a pie at the manager.
2. tell every cashier that they suck at making change, then draw moustaches on them with perm marker, lolz
3. Run around nakies.
4. Rob them.
5. RAPE RAPE! do i have to say anything else? lolz
6. Take viagra while running nakies.
7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO
8. Bring a gun.
9. Play this video on a megatron television. (Misheard Numa Numa lyrics.
10. throw a dildo at everyone at the store
11. get Nakies and lie on the floor
12. blindfold the manager, tie him to the ceiling, and shoot him.
13. Don't take a bath in 50 years and go in the store.
14. get chuck norris as a hitman to go into every wal-mart nationwide and kill the cashiers and managers, while you taking the blame.
15. Kill the manager.
16. throw giant caterpillars into the store.
17. Convince the manager that you put a bomb under the store.
18. try to convince the manager that hes a ghost, and hes invincible; give him a gun, and watch him blow his brains out. LOLZ
19. Threaten to kill the wife of the manager.
20. ftw!. convince the manager he's gay, and that hes got a bomb shoved up his anus.
21. Consume his children.
22. Take a laptop and sit in the middle of the walkway playing qauarter x for a week. lol
23. Ask the cashier " How much for the cash register " - " A dollar? two dollars? I'll give 50 Cents max, take it or leave it pal ".
24. Shout around the whole store "TITS OR GTFO". =P
25. Run around screaming fire.
26. Bring a notepad. (must be holding it in clear sight)
27. Have an afro when your white.
28. Hold up a cardboard saying "Give me money, my family has been kidnapped and I need money for karate lessons ".
29. Grab heaps of condom packets and put them in people's trolleys when they're not looking
30. Use monopoly money.
31. Wear a jacket on the hottest day, then take as much stuff as you can, and stuff it down your jacket (It has to be zipped up obviously) and then try and walk out of the store, with your jacket packed with items.
32. Throw up on everyone.
33. Take the shopping carts and race around the store while crashing each other annd everyone in the store.. Ive done it. it works LMAO