1001 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

Just say the the ways to get kicked out of Walmart in order of numbers.


1. Throw a pie at the manager.

2. tell every cashier that they suck at making change, then draw moustaches on them with perm marker, lolz

Run around nakies.

4. Rob them.


Edit; Oh, and moon, write out the number.

5. RAPE RAPE! do i have to say anything else? lolz

Sorry.

6. Take viagra while running nakies.

7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO

7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the
cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO

OOPS, sorry for double posting. my computers being screwy

Nice double post.

8. Bring a gun.

Play this video on a megatron television.

10. throw a dildo at everyone at the store

11. get Nakies and lie on the floor

12. blindfold the manager, tie him to the ceiling, and shoot him.

Moon wrote:

11. get Nakies and lie on the floor

Stop repeating the same message over and over.

And it's spelled " Naked ".



13. Don't take a bath in 50 years and go in the store.

14. get chuck norris as a hitman to go into every wal-mart nationwide and kill the cashiers and managers, while you taking the blame.

15. Kill the manager.

16. throw giant caterpillars into the store.

17. Convince the manager that you put a bomb under the store.

try to convince the manager that hes a ghost, and hes invincible; give him a gun, and watch him blow his brains out. LOLZ

19. Threaten to kill the wife of the manager.

By the way, since it's my game, I declare the manager a male.

lolz, mmk.

20 ftw!. convince the manager he's gay, and that hes got a bomb shoved up his anus.

21. Consume his children.

Just to try and break it up a bit so people dont have to go through the pages.

1. Throw a pie at the manager.
2. tell every cashier that they suck at making change, then draw moustaches on them with perm marker, lolz
3. Run around nakies.
4. Rob them.
5. RAPE RAPE! do i have to say anything else? lolz
6. Take viagra while running nakies.
7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO
8. Bring a gun.
9. Play this video on a megatron television. (Misheard Numa Numa lyrics.
10. throw a dildo at everyone at the store
11. get Nakies and lie on the floor
12. blindfold the manager, tie him to the ceiling, and shoot him.
13. Don't take a bath in 50 years and go in the store.
14. get chuck norris as a hitman to go into every wal-mart nationwide and kill the cashiers and managers, while you taking the blame.
15. Kill the manager.
16. throw giant caterpillars into the store.
17. Convince the manager that you put a bomb under the store.
18. try to convince the manager that hes a ghost, and hes invincible; give him a gun, and watch him blow his brains out. LOLZ
19. Threaten to kill the wife of the manager.
20 ftw!. convince the manager he's gay, and that hes got a bomb shoved up his anus.
21. Consume his children.


23. Take a laptop and sit in the middle of the walkway playing wauarter x for a week. lol

1. Throw a pie at the manager.
2. tell every cashier that they suck at making change, then draw moustaches on them with perm marker, lolz
3. Run around nakies.
4. Rob them.
5. RAPE RAPE! do i have to say anything else? lolz
6. Take viagra while running nakies.
7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO
8. Bring a gun.
9. Play this video on a megatron television. (Misheard Numa Numa lyrics.
10. throw a dildo at everyone at the store
11. get Nakies and lie on the floor
12. blindfold the manager, tie him to the ceiling, and shoot him.
13. Don't take a bath in 50 years and go in the store.
14. get chuck norris as a hitman to go into every wal-mart nationwide and kill the cashiers and managers, while you taking the blame.
15. Kill the manager.
16. throw giant caterpillars into the store.
17. Convince the manager that you put a bomb under the store.
18. try to convince the manager that hes a ghost, and hes invincible; give him a gun, and watch him blow his brains out. LOLZ
19. Threaten to kill the wife of the manager.
20 ftw!. convince the manager he's gay, and that hes got a bomb shoved up his anus.
21. Consume his children.
22. Take a laptop and sit in the middle of the walkway playing wauarter x for a week. lol

23. Ask the cashier " How much for the cash register " - " A dollar? two dollars? I'll give 50 Cents max, take it or leave it pal ".

1. Throw a pie at the manager.
2. tell every cashier that they suck at making change, then draw moustaches on them with perm marker, lolz
3. Run around nakies.
4. Rob them.
5. RAPE RAPE! do i have to say anything else? lolz
6. Take viagra while running nakies.
7. call your girlfriend on the phone and do your girlfriend while on the cashiers magick sliding table, LMFAO
8. Bring a gun.
9. Play this video on a megatron television. (Misheard Numa Numa lyrics.
10. throw a dildo at everyone at the store
11. get Nakies and lie on the floor
12. blindfold the manager, tie him to the ceiling, and shoot him.
13. Don't take a bath in 50 years and go in the store.
14. get chuck norris as a hitman to go into every wal-mart nationwide and kill the cashiers and managers, while you taking the blame.
15. Kill the manager.
16. throw giant caterpillars into the store.
17. Convince the manager that you put a bomb under the store.
18. try to convince the manager that hes a ghost, and hes invincible; give him a gun, and watch him blow his brains out. LOLZ
19. Threaten to kill the wife of the manager.
20 ftw!. convince the manager he's gay, and that hes got a bomb shoved up his anus.
21. Consume his children.
22. Take a laptop and sit in the middle of the walkway playing wauarter x for a week. lol
23. Ask the cashier " How much for the cash register " - " A dollar? two dollars? I'll give 50 Cents max, take it or leave it pal ".


24. Shout around the whole store "TITS OR GTFO". =P