[Forum game] Corrupt a wish

Wish granted, but the wish goes terribly wrong and destroys mankind.


i wish for a pet ghost, lolz

Sadly the ghost is anti social and a complete emo. you cannot touch it, see it, or communicate with it, making it totally useless.

i wish for hot dogs

Wish granted.

But then your pet ghost dies because there's no food for pet ghosts on planet Earth.


I wish for a Bugatti Veyron.


-Fastest vehicle on Planet Earth-

moon = wish granted, but the hot dogs are man eating

devotion = wish granted, but the car blows up into a million peices.

i wish i was the most famous guy here.

Arush: I'd like to be the most famous person on these forums without any problems or complications.

Machine: Okay, it's your lucky day.

Tick, Tack, Boom!

Machine: 99% Completion

Arush: I'm getting impati---

Machine: I'm sorry but the Wish O Maticor is out of service today.

Machine: You'll have to wait until tomorrow when all the wishes are fatal.

Arush: Oh great!

um i would join in if u made a wish lol ill just make one

i wish that the richest man in the world would die leaving all his money to me.

The rich man dies, you get the money, you wake up from your dream in a cottage infested with rats

i wish to finish studying my chinese for the quiz xD

You study all night take the quiz and the teacher sais shes not grading it

I wish for a cup of milk!

The cup of milk is really SOMETHING else.


I wish for Advil for my headache.

u take all of them but its and ur headache gets worse and it doesnt go away for 100 years.

i wish quarter x was back up.

Quarterx is back up, but your account is completely gone and you have to start alllll over.

I wish I could teleport =P

u blink ur eyes when u wake up the next morning and u end up at area 51 and u get killed on the spot

i wish that the next wish that someone wishes is about me. XD

I wished about Rorschach

I wish i had infinite girlfriends. lol.

u get infinte girlfriend but then ur parents tell u u are actually a girl making u a lesbian.

i have nothing against gays or lesbians. most of them are cool once u get to no them.

i wish that nature would fight me.

your wish is granted, nature fights you and xlogs you have no proof even having a video of it being deleted by one of your family members.

I wish Wise old Man would recongnize me

he recognises patrick and then wise old mans eys start bleeding. how sad XD

i wish was richer on quarter x

You become richer on quarterx tho you get rich in a very bad way. Duping. Wise old man and scruberz find out and you are IPBANNED AND IPMUTED and can never ever play quarterx again.




I wish moon was onlien

he loggs on and then he sends patrick a pm saying he hates him and never wants to talk to him again. (someone hacked him)

weres your wish o.o

he loggs on and then he sends patrick a pm saying he hates him and never wants to talk to him again. (someone hacked him)

um here it is

i wish that i had a better computer/laptop

dont we all?

your wish is granted but your laptop is filled with undeletable pornography and your parents find it and burn the computer.


I wish i had 30 d plates on quarterx. D@

nauter gives u 30 d plates but then wise old man teleports to u and tells u to give them all to him because nature duped them all.

i wish that my mum comes home from work with a double cheese burger meal from hungry jacks cus im hellll craving.

wish granted: You get fat

I wish runescape had custom items

Wish granted,
but you're IP banned from Runescape for botting.

I wish the next poster didnt get his wish.

wish granted but a geenie comes along and gives me a wish.

I wish the sun wasnt so hot.